“I’m Not Fat, I’m Security Heavy” Unisex Cardi B Quote Hoodie

Description

Take the internet’s favorite courtroom moment from meme to wardrobe with this unisex hoodie. Featuring the unforgettable line “I’m Not Fat, I’m Security Heavy,” this piece blends humor with everyday wearability. Perfect for meme lovers, Cardi B fans, or anyone who wants to rep confidence with a wink.

Printed on a classic Gildan hoodie, you’ll love its soft feel, durable quality, and laid-back fit. Whether you’re layering up for a chilly day, lounging at home, or sparking conversations out and about, this hoodie has you covered—literally.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.